And Then the Day Comes and Then the Night Comes Again
Script Saison 7 Episode 24
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Titre US : The One With Monica and Chandler's Wedding - Part 2
Titre FR : Celui qui a épousé Monica - Partie 2
Écrit par David Crane et Marta Kauffman
Réalisé par Kevin S. Bright
Transcrit par Eric Aasen
Traduit par Marion Hayot
Fiche détaillée et photos - Titres Saison seven - Résumé de 50'épisode - Script en français
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's bathroom, the scene is connected from earlier.]
Rachel: Oh my God!
Phoebe: I know! Monica'due south gonna have a infant! Hey, tin this count every bit her something new?
Rachel: Oh my God!
Phoebe: Hey, do you think this is why Chandler took off?
Rachel: No, she had to have but taken that test because I took out the trash terminal dark.
Phoebe: Oh God, this is turning into the worst nuptials day always! The bride is meaning. The groom is missing. And I'm still holding this. (She throws the examination back into the trash.)
Rachel: Okay Phoebe, nosotros tin can non tell anyone about this.
Phoebe: Right.
Rachel: Okay?
Phoebe: Yeah, okay. Hey, look. Do you lot know what kind of nascency control she was using?
Rachel: No. Why?
Phoebe: Simply for the future, this is hardly a commercial for it.
[Scene: Joey and Rachel's, Ross is only hanging upwards the phone equally Rachel and Phoebe enter.]
Rachel: Anything?
Ross: No! I talked to Joey on the set, he hasn't heard from him. I-I-I talked to Chandler's parents over again!
Phoebe: You told them he was missing?
Ross: No! I made information technology seem similar I was just calling to chat. Pretty sure, they both think I'm interested in them.
Rachel: All correct, we've got to tell her he's gone. (Starts to get out.)
Ross: No! Hey! Hey! We can't!
Rachel: Ross, she'due south gonna starting time getting set up soon!
Ross: Well, can't you at least stall her a trivial? I'll-I'll go back to some of the places I went concluding night.
Rachel: All right, well how much time practice y'all need?
Ross: Well how much fourth dimension before she absolutely has to start getting fix?
Rachel: One hour.
Ross: Give me 2.
Rachel: Then why do you inquire?!
(They all go into the hallway.)
Ross: Okay, wish me luck.
Phoebe: Okay. I'm going with you.
Ross: Why?!
Phoebe: Ross, you're tired. You've been looking all night. And conspicuously you suck at this.
Rachel: All right, I'll see you guys later.
Phoebe: Okay. Wait, do y'all know how you're going to stall her?
Rachel: I'll figure something out.
Phoebe: All right. Proficient luck.
Rachel: Thank you.
(Phoebe and Ross go to expect for Chandler and Rachel enters Monica and Chandler's.)
Monica: Hey! Okay, so I idea we'd start with my make up and so exercise my hair.
Rachel: Okay uh, but before you exercise that. I-I, I need you to talk to me.
Monica: Near what?
Rachel: Umm... I'm never gonna getting married!
Monica: Yep y'all will! The right guy is just around the corner! Okay, are we done with that?
Rachel: No Monica! I'chiliad serious! Oh, perchance I should just forget about it. Go a lesbian or something.
Monica: Whatsoever woman would exist lucky to have ya.
Rachel: Well maybe it would make me feel better if I slept with Joey.
Monica: (jumping upward) Rachel! Y'all okay?
[Scene: The Movie Set, Joey is reporting for piece of work.]
Joey: Excuse me, Aaron? (The manager turns effectually.) How-do-you-do! Umm, I have a little problem with the schedules. Originally, I wasn't supposed to piece of work today, and I take this wedding that I really accept to be at. It's my best friend's, and I'm officiating and so I really can't work by 4.
The Director: Joey, you gotta stay until the end. Nosotros can't finish filming but for you lot. It's non similar it's your wedding. (Starts to walk away.)
Joey: I'one thousand having surgery!
The Director: What?!
Joey: Yeah, I-I just made up the stuff about the wedding because I didn't want you to worry nearly me. Only, I'one thousand having surgery today.
The Director: What kind of surgery?!
Joey: Transplant.
The Manager: Merely you're supposed to work on Monday.
Joey: Hair transplant.
The Director: But you're non baldheaded.
Joey: Information technology's not on my head.
The Manager: Look Joey, there's nothing I tin can practise. Also, you're probably gonna exist out by four anyway. We've simply got 1 short scene. It's just yous and Richard, and God knows he'southward a pro. You lot'll be fine. (Walks away and sees Richard entering.) Morning Richard.
Joey: Hey! Y'all're hither! Great! Not bad! Great! Let'southward get going buddy, we've got a scene to shoot!
Richard: I'm wearing two belts.
Joey: Are y'all drunkard?
Richard: No!
Joey: Yes you lot are!
Richard: All right.
[Scene: A Street, Phoebe and Ross are exiting a pizza identify.]
Ross: We are never gonna find him! He's i guy in a huge metropolis!
Phoebe: Oh my God! Is that him? (She points at someone.)
Ross: That is an old, Chinese adult female!
Phoebe: He could be in disguise, y'know.
Ross: Aw, y'know...Y'know, maybe nosotros're-we're just approaching this all wrong. If you're Chandler and-and you lot wanna hide, where is the terminal place on Earth people would think you'd go?
[Cut to an role edifice.]
Ross: And so this is your office?
Chandler: How did y'all guys find me? I knew I should've hid at the gym!
Phoebe: What the hell are you doing?!
Chandler: Panicking! And using the Internet to effort to prove that I'm related to Monica. How is she?
Ross: She's fine. She doesn't know you lot're gone. And she doesn't take to know, okay? Now come on, we're going home.
Chandler: No! No! No! I can't do that!
Phoebe: Why not?!
Chandler: Because if I go home, we're gonna become the Bings! I can't be the Bings!
Ross: What's incorrect with beingness the Bings?
Chandler: The Bings have horrible marriages! They yell. They fight. And they utilize the pool boy as a pawn in their sexual games!
Ross: Chandler, accept yous e'er put on a black cocktail dress and asked me up to your hotel room?
Chandler: No.
Ross: And so you are neither of your parents!
Chandler: It's not merely their marriage! I mean, look at yours. Look at everybody's! The just person that can make marriage piece of work is Paul Newman! And I've met me; I am not Paul Newman. I don't race cars! I don't make popcorn! None of my proceeds get to charity.
Phoebe: But look Chandler, correct now, no one has a lower opinion of you than I practice. But I totally believe you can practise this.
Chandler: I want to. I love her so much, but I'm afr...It's too huge.
Ross: Y'know, okay. You're right. Information technology is huge. And then why don't we accept it just a little bit at a time? Okay? Umm, forget getting married for a sec; just forget most it. Can yous just come up dwelling house and have a shower?
Chandler: Well yeah, but and so...
Ross: (interrupting him) Yeah—No-only-but-only-only! We're just gonna go habitation and accept a shower. Now, that'due south not scary right?
Chandler: Depends on what you mean by we.
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Rachel is still trying to stall Monica.]
Rachel: The nights are the hardest. (Checks her watch.) Only then the 24-hour interval comes! And that'due south as as hard equally the night. And and then the nighttime comes over again...
Monica: (interrupting) The days and nights are difficult! I get information technology! Okay? Look umm, Rachel I'm sorry! I have to showtime getting prepare! I'thou getting married today!
Rachel: I know. At dusk. That'southward such a difficult time for me.
Monica: (getting up) I'1000 gonna get put my make up on, we accept to be at the hotel in an hour! (Starts for the bath.)
Rachel: Okay. Merely expect!
Monica: What?!
Rachel: Let's go to tiffin.
Monica: I can't go to dejeuner!!
Rachel: Correct.
(Monica goes into the bath and Rachel thinks quickly.)
Rachel: Oh skilful God! I've fallen downward! (She trips and falls.)
Monica: (entering) What'south going on?
Rachel: Okay. All correct. (Gets up.) Honey heed. When I tell you what I'g most to tell you, I demand you to recall that we are all here for you and that we dearest you.
Monica: Okay, yous're-you're actually freaking me out.
Rachel: We can't find Chandler...(Phoebe sticks her head and motions that they found Chandler)—'s vest. We can't find Chandler's vest.
Monica: How tin can that exist?! Oh expect! Await! Are you, are yous serious?!
Phoebe: (inbound) Found the belong! I hateful nosotros're gonna have to keep an eye on it, y'know make sure nosotros don't lose information technology again...
Rachel: Oh!
Monica: Oh wow! Okay. Don't scare me like that okay? I hateful for a minute there I was like, "Oh my God! The worst has happened!"
(Monica goes into the bathroom and Phoebe and Rachel breathe a sigh of relief.)
[Scene: The Movie Gear up, Joey and Richard are in the middle of a scene. They are both property swords.]
Joey: I would sooner die in this hellhole then see her back with you!
Richard: That tin can exist arranged.
(Richard thrusts, misses Joey by several anxiety and Joey screams in pain and drops to his knees.)
The Director: Let'southward reset.
Joey: What?! He got me! Owwwwww!!!
The Managing director: Let's take it from there.
Richard: (To Joey) Are you lot a piffling off today? It's going terribly slowly.
Joey: Look, my best friends are getting married in like an hour. Okay? And I'g the minister. Delight! Please! Can you pull it together?
Richard: Of course! I'thou-I'm sorry. I-I'd hate y'all to miss annihilation like that on account of me. I can do this!
Joey: Cheers. Thanks.
The Managing director: Yet rolling, annnnd activeness!
Joey: I would sooner die in this hellhole then see her back with you!
Richard: Now, that can be arranged! (He brings his sword back and drops it, causing it to fly over the wall.) Slippery little bugger!
[Scene: The Hotel, Monica's room, Mr. and Mrs. Bing are staring at each other while Phoebe looks on.]
Phoebe: So-so yous two were married huh? What happened? You lot just drift apart?
(Rachel and Mrs. Geller enter.)
Mrs. Geller: Here comes the helpmate.
(Monica enters wearing her wedding ceremony dress.)
Phoebe: Oh my God Monica!
Monica: I wanna wear this everyday.
Rachel: You look so beautiful.
Monica: (starting to weep) I'm and so happy for me.
(The telephone rings and Rachel answers information technology.)
Rachel: Hello?
Joey: (on telephone) Hey! Did Chandler show upwards nevertheless?
Rachel: Yep, nosotros got him back. Everything's fine.
Joey: Damnit!
Rachel: What? Why? Where are y'all?
Joey: I'm still on the ready!
Rachel: Joey! The wedding is in less than an hour!
Joey: I know! I'yard deplorable! The guy's drunk, they won't let me go until we go this.
Rachel: Oh my God! I'chiliad gonna have to find some other government minister.
Joey: No! No, I'1000 the minister! All correct, look-look, put 'em both on the phone, I'll marry them right now.
Rachel: Ugh! Joey, I have to go.
Joey: Hey! Don't you lot hang up on me! I'll marry y'all and me right now! I have the power!
(She hangs upward anyway.)
[Scene: Chandler's Hotel Room, Ross is getting Chandler prepare.]
Ross: There you go. You lot put on a tuxedo! At present that wasn't and so scary, was it?
Chandler: No.
Ross: I'm telling you, simply a niggling flake at a time.
Chandler: Yeah okay. Well, what'due south the next little bit?
Ross: Getting married. (Chandler panics.) Okay. Okay. You can, you can do that too! Merely like yous've done everything else!
Chandler: Yeah. Y'all're correct. Hey I-I can do that.
Ross: Aye.
Chandler: Okay, alibi me for a minute. (Starts to get out)
Ross: Wh—Hey—Whoa-whoa, where, where you going?!
Chandler: Ross, I am non gonna run away again! I just want to get a little fresh air.
Ross: Okay.
Chandler: Okay.
(Chandler goes out into the hall and lights upward a cigarette.)
Chandler: Oh fresh air!
(He hears Phoebe and Rachel coming and hides in the ice machine room.)
Phoebe: (To Rachel) Await! Maybe, perhaps you're overreacting! You do that y'know.
Rachel: Well Phoebe, we gotta practise something! (They turn the corner.) Well, y'know. I mean in that location'south no mode Joey's gonna make it in fourth dimension. So I'm gonna through the hotel and run into if in that location's whatsoever other weddings going on.
Phoebe: Okay. Oh merely don't tell them Monica'south pregnant considering, they frown on that.
Rachel: Okay.
Phoebe: Okay.
(They head in dissever directions and Chandler emerges and he's and then shocked that his cigarette is hanging from his lip.)
Commercial Intermission
[Scene: The Hotel, Rachel is walking through the ballroom area and comes upon the sign for the Anastassakis/Papasifakis wedding.]
Rachel: Anastassakis/Papasifakis wedding, first-class! {It's a skillful thing Jennifer Aniston is Greek, because she had to pronounce those names. Luckily for me, they were written on a sign.}(The happy couple emerges.) Congratulations. (To the best man and maid of honor) Mazel Tov! (The Priest emerges.) Hullo! Oh, great hat. (He's wearing an interesting hat and she takes him over to talk.) Heed umm, I need you to perform some other wedding ceremony. Tin can yous practise that?
The Priest: I don't know. Are they Greek Orthodox?
Rachel: Yeah! Yeah. They're...they're-they're my friends, uh, Monica Stephanopolus and uh, and Chandler Acidofolus.
[Scene: Monica'south Hotel Room, Chandler and Monica'due south parents and Phoebe are there every bit Ross enters.]
Ross: Hi! (To Mrs. Bing) Hello! (Mr. Bing starts rubbing his arm.) Hi. Has umm, anyone seen Chandler?
Mr. Geller: I thought he was with you.
Ross: He-he was with me umm, we're playing a little game, y'know? Hibernate and seek.
Mr. Geller: You lot can't ask us son, that's cheating.
Ross: (pause) You're right, thanks for keeping me honest dad.
Mrs. Geller: Well, he ameliorate not come past here. He can't see the bride in the nuptials dress.
Mrs. Bing: As I recall when nosotros got married, I saw the groom in the wedding dress.
Mr. Bing: But that was after the wedding ceremony, it'south peachy luck then.
Mrs. Bing: Honey, it isn't practiced luck.
(Monica enters.)
Ross: Oh my God! Monica!
Monica: I know! Hey, how's Chandler doin'?
Ross: Keen. He'southward doing not bad. Don't you worry about Chandler.
Monica: Are you okay?
Ross: Uh-huh.
Monica: Well, you lot're-you're sweating.
Ross: These-these are chaplet of joy.
Monica: Oh that's sugariness. Don't bear upon me.
Ross: Uh Phoebe, can I see y'all for a second?
Phoebe: Yeah!
(They both go out into the hall.)
Phoebe: What's going on?
Ross: Chandler'due south gone again!
Phoebe: Oh my God! Why would you play hide and seek with someone you lot know is a flight risk?!
(Ross just glares at her.)
[Scene: The Movie Set, Joey is walking up to the manager, pleading with him to let him go.]
Joey: Aaron! You gotta let me become. The guy's hammered!
The Managing director: I'm sorry Joey, every bit long as he's here and he's conscious we're still shooting.
(He walks away and Joey does Ross'south fist thing. He then enters Richard'southward dressing room, to notice Richard cutting his steak with his sword.)
Richard: You wouldn't happen to have a very big fork?
Joey: And then I uh, I just talked to the director. That's it, we're done for the 24-hour interval.
Richard: Well take we finished the scene?
Joey: Aye! Yous...you were wonderful.
Richard: As were you.
Joey: And then I got your auto, it'south right outside.
Richard: Why? Are nosotros done for the mean solar day?
Joey: That'south what you told me.
Richard: Oh, cheers. You're welcome. (He stands up, staggers to the burrow, and starts to lie down.)
Joey: No-no-no! We gotta become! Come up on! (Joey picks him up in a firefighter'south deport and carries him out.) Here we become.
Richard: Is that my ass? (He'south looking at Joey's.)
(And as Joey walks out the door, Richard grabs a bottle of Scotch, merely equally the door closes and carries information technology with him.)
[Scene: The Hotel, Phoebe and Ross are looking for Chandler.]
Ross: (turning a corner) There he is!!
Chandler: What?
(Ross runs over and tackles him.)
Phoebe: Hey! Oh!
Ross: You're non getting away this time mister! Unless you want that ass boot we talked about!
Chandler: Ross! (He starts to become up.)
Ross: Hiiii-Ya!! (Chandler lies back down.) I'm serious! You lot're not walking out on my sister!
Chandler: (standing upwards) That'south right! I'k not!
Ross: Then where the hell have y'all been?!
Chandler: I know nigh Monica.
Phoebe: You know?!
Ross: What?
Chandler: Aye, I heard y'all and Rachel talking.
Ross: What?! What?! Talking most what?!
Chandler: You don't know?
Ross: Know what—If somebody doesn't tell me what'south going on correct now...
Phoebe: What? You'll how-do-you-do-ya?
Chandler: Monica's pregnant.
Ross: Oh my God. Oh my God! And you're-you're...you're not freaking out?
Chandler: Well I was! Then I went downwardly to the gift shop because I was out of cigarettes...
Phoebe and Ross: Cigarettes?!!
Chandler: Big motion picture please! So I was in the souvenir shop, and that's when I uh, saw this. (He holds up a little, tiny babe jumper that reads I (heart) New York.) Yes, y'know what? I idea anything that can fit into this, tin't be scary.
Phoebe: Well you plainly didn't run into Chucky 3.
Chandler: Simply come on, await at how beautiful and minor this is! And then I got it to give Monica and then she'd know I was okay.
Ross: Dude. (Hugs him.)
(Mr. Geller turns the corner.)
Mr. Geller: Way to go son! I knew yous'd discover him!
[Scene: The moment nosotros waited for has finally arrived. It's fourth dimension for Monica and Chandler's wedding. We've got violins playing Every Breath Yous Take, nosotros've got guests seated, and Chandler starts walking down the aisle with his parents on either arm.]
Mr. Bing: Our little boy is getting married.
Mrs. Bing: Oh look at you lot! And so handsome!
Chandler: Yous look cute mom. (His dad clears his throat.) Yous expect beautiful as well dad. I love yous both. (He kisses his dad on the cheek) I'm so glad you here. (He kisses his mom.)
(He walks upwardly onto the altar and notices the Priest.)
The Priest: Are you Chandler?
Chandler: Are you Joey?
(Ross walks down the aisle with Phoebe and Rachel on his artillery.)
Ross: Huh. This is prissy.
Phoebe: What?
Ross: I've never walked down the aisle knowing information technology tin can't end in divorce.
(Finally, Monica with her parents on her arms start downwards the aisle.)
Mrs. Geller: Oh I wish you're grandmother had lived to see this.
Monica: She's right there.
Mrs. Geller: Not that old crow, my female parent. (They terminate and she kisses Monica on the cheek.) Congratulations darling.
Mr. Geller: I dear you sweetheart. (He kisses her and they sit down.)
(Chandler steps off the chantry to greet his bride-to-be.)
Chandler: You await beautiful. Is this new? (Her wearing apparel.)
Monica: Not now.
Chandler: Okay.
(They both step up onto the altar and she notices the Priest.)
Monica: (To Chandler) Who is this?
The Priest: I am Male parent Kalebasous.
Chandler: (in Monica'south ear) He's Greek Orthodox.
Rachel: (leaning in) As are you...
The Priest: Let us begin. Dearly dearest...
Joey: (entering) That's my line! (He walks up the aisle and to the Priest) I can have it from here, thanks. (To all) Dearly beloved, I'g distressing I'g a little late. You may be dislocated by this at present, (He'south withal in costume) but you won't exist Memorial Day weekend 2002. Well, allow'due south get started before the groom takes off again. Huh? (Monica is shocked and looks effectually.) We are gathered here today, to join this human being and this woman in the bonds of holy matrimony. I've known Monica and Chandler for a long fourth dimension, and I can not imagine ii people more perfect for each other. And now, as I've left my notes in my dressing room. We shall go along to the vows. Monica?
(She turns to go her vows from Rachel.)
Monica: (To Rachel) He took off?
Rachel: Go along! Get on. (She turns dorsum to Chandler.)
Monica: Chandler, for and so long I...I wondered if I would always discover my prince, my soul mate. And so three years ago, at another nuptials I turned to a friend for comfort. And in stead, I found everything that I'd always been looking for my whole life. And now...here we are...with our future earlier usa...and I only want to spend it with you, my prince, my soul mate, my friend. Unless you don't desire to. You go!
Joey: Chandler?
(Ross leans in to give Chandler his vows.)
Chandler: (To Ross) No, that's okay. (Ross nods and retreats.) Monica I thought this was going to be the near difficult matter I e'er gonna had to practise. Just when I saw you walking down that aisle I realized how elementary information technology was. I love you. Whatsoever surprises that come our way information technology's okay, considering I will always honey y'all. You are the person I was meant to spend the rest of my life with. You wanna know if I'm sure? (He leans in and kisses her.)
Joey: You may not kiss the helpmate. So, I estimate past the powers vested in my past the state of New York and the Cyberspace guys, I at present pronounce you hubby and married woman. Oh wait! Do you have each other?
Chandler: I do.
Monica: I do.
Joey: Yeah you do!
Ross: Rings?
Joey: Aw crap! Okay—uh...uh let's-let's do the rings.
(Chandler and Monica both turn, take the rings from Ross and Rachel respectively, and place them on each other's fingers.)
Joey: We good? Yes? Expert? One time once again, I pronounce you husband and wife. (To Chandler) Now kiss her again.
(They kiss and everyone applauds.)
Chandler: (To Monica) I dear y'all. And I know about the baby.
Monica: What baby?
Chandler: Our babe.
Monica: We accept a baby?
Chandler: Phoebe institute your pregnancy test in the trash.
Monica: I didn't take a pregnancy test.
Chandler: Then...who did?
[Cut to Phoebe and Rachel.]
Phoebe: Oh and they're gonna have a infant.
Rachel: Uh-huh.
(The camera zooms in on Rachel who has a very worried and frightened look on her face and she slowly takes a deep jiff.)
[Fade to blackness.]
Ending Credits
{Transcriber'south Notation: There was no trailer for this episode. See you lot in season 8; which will start this fall.}
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